TheKentRaptor

I am Becky, also known as the Kent Raptor. Herein shall be nerdery, sparkly objects, and other things I like.
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via ewidge)

kateordie:

thesignaturething:

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

This is like in the top 10 of sexiest things I’ve ever seen.

I’ve been watching this for five minutes straight, trying to understand how this girl isn’t face-flushed-toes-curling-eyes-dilating-batshit-crazy-aroused.

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

(via cherrylimeade)

makanidotdot:

this is my only hypothesis

(via rufftoon)

chrismohney:

ANYWAY HERE WONDERWALL

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

gaijingarrett:

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.

(via avoicefromyouandme)

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

(via schmergo)

schmergo:

I want a movie about a kid who just so happens to be born a Classic Gothic Hero, but in modern day. His name would be like Byron Dangerfield or something. 

Whenever he has EMOTIONS, there are claps of thunder and lightning. Every time he leans against a piece of furniture, it turns out to open a secret passageway leading to some dark secret, until eventually he’s just like “REALLY, GUYS?” All bad dreams are prophetic, even if it’s just that Starbucks will be out of pumpkin spice syrup the next day. Every girl he talks to swoons a lot and has a tyrannical heavy-browed father who are all played by the same actor. Ravens flock around him.

There are inexplicably paintings with moving eyes and moving suits of armor everywhere he goes, even McDonalds. Every time he moves to a new apartment, there is ALWAYS a screaming woman chained up in the room above his, and she invariably sets the place on fire. He’s so over it.

cherrylimeade:

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

does the tree house have wifi

ninastestanin:

netwerking-engineer:

image

When your party has a bard and there’s an enemy bard

I laughed way too hard at this

(via schmergo)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

hungrylikethewolfie:

lady-chyna:

logicislife:

jessycanhasblog:

irishsub:

Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.

Oh wow these girls are brilliant.

These girls: 1
Tom Hanks: 0

Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.

I wonder how long it took to practice this shit

DRIFT COMPATIBLE, BABY

Girls went hardcore

(via thispunforhire)