May 2013
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I was gonna do this whole long post about my stress levels regarding the wedding I’m going to this weekend but I realized the short version is:
I HAVE SO MUCH GODDAMN HAIR AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH IT
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I am playing a fun game called “Tumbling Without Having Watched Game of Thrones”. The rule is that every time you see something GoT-looking, you cross your eyes so you can’t see well enough to get spoiled.
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14 Reasons Why Robb Stark Will Be Perfect In... →
The King of the North was just cast as Prince Charming in Cinderella , and it’s delicious.
Swoon. Swoon so hard I *DIE*.
If I make my student loan payment this month I almost definitely won’t have enough money to pay my rent next month (because I’m taking two weekends off in order to go to a graduation and a wedding) so I was looking at loan forbearance and deferment and I just got so scared, I don’t understand anything they’re saying- I’m terrified that since my income can vary wildly...
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Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
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April 2013
26 posts
viewsofageek said: I know you can’t try things on..but there’s always the website. And you can still return things that don’t fit even if you did buy it on the internet.
I know, but I’ll just go in the morning since I don’t have work until noon - there’s no real reason to wait for delivery etc when there’s an real-life store so close to where I work.
I had PLANS, I...
I have a Victoria’s Secret gift card for a MADDENINGLY UNDISCLOSED AMOUNT that expires after tomorrow so I THOUGHT I’d go out and use it on my day off today but it’s been rainy all day and I’ve been on the edge of a headache since last night and I’ve become very emotionally involved in Spanglish and frankly I’m still in my pajamas and yeah no I think I’ll...
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Everything Talisa said this episode could (and should, in my opinion) have been said by Catelyn. And everything Catelyn DID say just *had* to be echoed by Talisa (a viable sex object) or Edmure (a man).
DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT.
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Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen does not look at explosions.
I am going to stop being sick.
Yes.
I am going to wake up in the morning and not be sick, then spend all day not sick. At all.
That’s settled then.
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A guy at a school I was working at asked me if I’m from America. When I said “Yeah, I’m from New York”, he looked shocked and said “Oh really! I thought you were from Sweden or something!”
I totally understand and respect the POC experience of questions about national origin being code for “Why are you not White?” Never before have I heard of the...
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Things I did today:
Woke up when my alarm rang, because even though it’s my day off I set an alarm so I don’t get too used to sleeping late because I am conscientious, mofos!
Ate a nutritious breakfast
Showered and dressed in non-pajama clothes
Finished my script samples out in the sunshine, then sent them off for judgment.
GOT A STUNNING HEADACHE FOR NO REASON AT ALL AND NOW ALL...
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In spite of everything, watching the Small Council pick their chairs may be one of the most emotionally distressing things ever to happen on Game of Thrones.
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wicnet:
Last night on Game of Thrones (3.02)
divers-wife:
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professorbutterscotch:
ladysaviours:
vitaganiedae:
notbecauseofvictories:
thegeekyblonde:
someone should make a shakespeare character pin-up calendar
lady macbeth posing seductively in her nightgown covered in blood
romeo posing seductively on a balcony covered in blood
ophelia in a bikini
#tamora eating a meat pie in a very seductive manner #claudius doing that pin up girl ‘shh...
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professorbutterscotch:
ladysaviours:
vitaganiedae:
notbecauseofvictories:
thegeekyblonde:
someone should make a shakespeare character pin-up calendar
lady macbeth posing seductively in her nightgown covered in blood
romeo posing seductively on a balcony covered in blood
ophelia in a bikini
#tamora eating a meat pie in a very seductive manner #claudius doing that pin up girl ‘shh...
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souberbielle:
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Yara Greyjoy’s name would still be Asha.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Chataya and Alayaya would exist.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, the Boltons would wear pink.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Irri would not be dead.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Littlefinger would be subtle.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Talisa would be Jeyne Westerling.
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Catelyn Tully Stark, never forget how much I love you. There’s this (otherwise mostly fabulous) tv show that’s trying to tell me lies about who you are as a person, BUT I DO NOT BELIEVE THEM.
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I was watching John Tucker Must Die and applauding the fact that it has aged pretty well.
Until someone said “Your butt is my screensaver!”
Psh, please.
These days, we turn Jesse Metcalfe’s ass into WALLPAPER.
rosiebeck:
nxv:
primisthebomb:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air I went to catch it I...
March 2013
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I’m house-sitting for my boyfriend’s family and I know that really just means feeding the cat and bringing in the mail, but a big part of me has this urge to make sure the house does its homework and gets to bed on time.
“No, house, you may NOT have any more ice cream!”
deadbrainflakes:
chasingcarsly:
Hey I guess I’ll try this:
If you reblog this, I will go to your blog, look at it, and write you a paragraph as if I were describing you as a character in a book.
I’ve tried this before, but the hope lives on.
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I, a mostly-grown-ass woman with a college degree, just managed to burn spaghetti.
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Ok.
It’s bad enough when random guys on the street comment on my appearance.
It’s bad enough when I get off the metro only to have a stranger stare me down, saying I’m “Lookin’ fine” and making noises at me like I’m a dish of something he wants to eat.
It’s bad enough when a man tells me to “Smile, baby!”, when I’ve got a double...
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Copyright Alert System (CAS) passed →
snowl4e:
Slow clap.
Slow clap.
Enjoy having your Internet slowed down for alledged copyright infringement.
Also CISPA is trying to come back as we speak.
‘Murika, you let CAS pass. If you don’t stop CISPA, say goodbye to Free Internet.
Here’s a link to the Stop CISPA petition.
I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY MOTHER FUCKING DAY UNTIL THE 15TH.
15 days. 82 246 signatures needed. Only 411 were...
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February 2013
30 posts
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vriska:
vriska:
if theres one thing i never thought i’d hear from an animal documentary it’s ‘curds of sperm clogs the shores for hundreds of miles’
ive never been so disgusted by herring in all my life
The ocean is so awful. SO AWFULLLL.
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