- Mom: Why are they using ugly girls in commercials these days?
- Joss: Oh but beauty is in the eye of the beho-
- Mom: I GOT *TWO* EYES. She's ugly.
- gatsby: hey i just met you
- gatsby: and this is crazy
- gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
- gatsby: so call me maybe
Man, I love it when the professional advice on an issue is “Oh, well in THAT case, you can just whack it with a hammer!”, and it WORKS.
I’m so ridiculously excited for this weekend!
I’m working really hard to make everything work as smoothly as possible. Let’s hope I don’t die before the weekend even starts.
It is going to be GREAT! You will be great and we will be great and it will be GREAT!!!
I feel like the host of Sweet Genius sneaks up behind people and sings “A World of Pure Imagination” right in their ear, in an unsettling quiet voice.