Great to be reminded that my feelings are considered a nuisance and an inconvenience to most of my family, and that unless I’m consistently smiling and getting straight As I have something to apologize for. Always good to know where you stand.
It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid...– Author George R. R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire.) Interview published in May 2012 Rolling Stones Magazine. (via sweetupndown9)
The eternal question: An acquaintance of mine is being a misogynistic dickhead on facebook…again. His sister means a lot to me so I don’t relish starting a public fight with him. Do I just block him from my feed or should I call him out on his bullshit, something I’ve been itching to do for a while now?
raptorpimp started following you Hey look, a fellow raptor!
Look. The door has a doorbell. That is a neat little mechanism to alert me that someone is at the door and wishes for me to hit the little switch that unlocks it, so they may enter. So when you tell me “There’s someone at the door” or “Door”, it makes me want to smack you (not least because we had our dog trained to close the door after himself, and we would say...
Me: Were you sneaking up on me this whole time?
J (7 years old, same one who shouted "THE HUNGER GAMES!" at me yesterday): No, I was...looking at those...mobiles...up there.
Me: Well what do you think of them?
J: They're very..................colorful.
Me: That's all? They're colorful?
J: They're also very...wiggly?
Me: Haven't you been looking at those mobiles for years? Like every day when you walk into school?
J: ..........I haven't looked at them in years................I have to go..........
Today at work, a thoroughly awesome kid in about first or second grade was talking to me at my desk, then sunk down out of view when we were done. The INSTANT I kind of lost the train of thought relating to him, he leapt around the side of my desk, arms stretched up as big as he could, and shouted “THE HUNGER GAMES!!!” for no ostensible reason. When I recovered from my surprise and...
schmergo: beneca-crane: emmalik20: the-love-within: v-i-t-o: thenameisbunny: STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS OKAY forever reblog forever haha CRYING. Oh man, it’s back. Okay, this is so funny, but I was wondering what was gonna happen with the first girl!
insouciant-: Chris Hemsworth breaks...
Hey, do any of my DC-area friends want to come see Big Bad Voodoo Daddy with me Friday night at the Kennedy Center? Mel had to give up her ticket, so now it’s available. I imagine she wants to be paid back, but it’s a very seriously discounted orchestra-section ticket and I’d love to have someone to come with me!
Some members of the Rudes got permission to go raid abandoned Physics building basement on campus in order to get stuff to use as props. The haul included: One standing lamp One roll of twine One neat little wooden box with latches A device claiming to be a rheostat, comprised of an electrical coil, a dramatic lever, and some other small moving parts that I can’t identify but are very...
anachronistic-and-impulsive: brofisting: beyondtheseawaiting: fastforwardpauseplay: tyleroakley: Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind on Jimmy Fallon. I was NOT expecting THAT voice out of THAT man. He’s fantastic! I CANT! He was already amazing and now this? Love it what the fuck HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Aah! Got email from the professor of my awful criminalistics class, confiriming that my grades on the previous exams exempt me from taking the final and that I have an A in the class. Several things I went to this class something like five times this whole semester I took the class Pass/Fail The fact that I don’t have to take this exam means that I finished my formal education at about...
so this is what happened last night
ladyblackwell: cherrylimeade: rebeccaday93: ladyblackwell: Read More “the tent of sexual frustration” hahahahahahaha. This is what I’m officially calling it now. This is the best. Was that the princess castle thing? Yes it was. It is law now.
When I am stressed, I get the bizarre urge to watch the video of the Glee cover of “Blame it on the Alcohol”. I only get this urge when I am stressed, and just the audio is insufficient. I do not understand this, but I indulged the urge and actually feel rather better than I did. However, this usually leads to a binge of the ASTONISHINGLY 1990s-boy-band-reminiscent videos of Kevin...
thatawkwardbitch: you know this song....