TheKentRaptor

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May 2012

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Schmerg The Impaler's Secret Laboratory: Reblog this post... tell us how you got your scars. → schmergo.tumblr.com

The earliest I know of is just above my right eyebrow.  I was hugging my sister’s dog when I was about four years old, and I wouldn’t let go. Dog understandably got pissed off, whipped his head around, and rammed me in the forehead with his teeth.  Had to get about a million stitches and I’m not sure I had any anesthetic - I remember they laid a blue cloth over my eyes so I wouldn’t see what was happening and freak out, but I kept knocking it off, and the feeling of getting prickled over and over.  Had a bump the size of a golf ball covered in what I remember as duct tape.  Now it’s just a little pinched line, nothing major.

There’s a now-nearly-invisible brown smudge near my left elbow from a bad marley burn in stage combat class.

I have a couple of tiny ones on and about my stomach from when I had my appendix out.

Then there’s a little scar just below my right knee where I scraped it on a rock swimming in a creek in Virginia with a bunch of friends.

I also have one right at the base of my left pinkie nail and I got it at about 8am on March 23rd, 1999.  I know this because it was the day of my 3rd grade class play, and we had a little song about it at the end of the year.  I slammed my finger in the door in my excitement to get to school for the show, and I swear I could not keep a bandaid on it for more than an hour.  It just.  Kept.  Bleeding.  Like ALL day.  It’s just a little white smudge now, but I remember the event so clearly, and I cried like a MANIAC.  Slammed my damn pinkie in the door, man…

May 25, 20123 notes
#scars

I feel like the host of Sweet Genius sneaks up behind people and sings “A World of Pure Imagination” right in their ear, in an unsettling quiet voice.

May 24, 20127 notes
#Sweet Genius

Everyone please pray or appeal to the deity or force of your choosing that the fact that my jaw is hurting again only as a reaction to the weather, tension stemming from the formatting of my resume, and the fact that I’ve been thinking about it a lot today since I had to call an insurance company to see if they’d cover my wisdom tooth extraction.  There’s no way I’ll be able to get it done before I leave for Baltimore/my audition (and I wouldn’t want to anyway because knowing my luck my face would be swollen for a month after the surgery, leaving me deformed for the audition), but I also REALLY don’t need it to be hurty and infected again.

Just…I JUST WANT MY FACE TO NOT HURT ANYMORE!!!

May 24, 20121 note
The Rains Of Castomere The National

deadbrainflakes:

tywinning:

The Rains of Castamere by The National

Wonderful.

Ugh, this SONG.

May 24, 20122,263 notes
#Rains of Castamere #asoiaf #Game of thrones
May 24, 201232 notes
#Batman #The Dark Knight #Game of Thrones #ASOIAF #Joffrey
“What am I DOING right now? I’m in spandex feeding a random animal.” —A contestant on Total Blackout, illustrating why this is my new favorite show.
May 23, 20123 notes
#Total Blackout
WHO? - The Doctor Who Musical Experience.

justmoffattingaround:

hecklocki:

criefflocked:

ravenmgee:

debatchery:

mrholmesandthedoctor:

mynameisgrey:

moraniarty:

timelordy-teganbreann:

aclockworkpineapple:

theconsultingbitch:

heckyadoctorwho:

fyeahhipsterdoctor:

thefourteenthdoctor:

rosetyler-loves-thedoctor:

broriarty:

fuckyeahdoctorwhomusic:

Doctor Who | Steven Seller

“It’s like Tenacious-D and Chameleon Circuit had a baby.”

WAIT. WHAT’S THAT IN THE FUCKING SKY?
IT’S MATT SMITH
NAVIGATING TIME SHIP
ON HIS WAY TO ASS-KICK
THE NAUGHTY LITTLE DALEKS 

DAVID TENNANT I MISSSS YOUUU

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LOL OMG

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oh my god

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This is beautiful

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ASGSDjhgLKJFKFHSKLAFHALFHDSFHS asfsg\dfds

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YES BEAUTIFUL

PURE BEAUTY.

bloody perfection

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO MY EARS

NEW THEMESONG

NEW RINGTONE

NEW LULLABY

NEW LIFE SOUNDTRACK

I WILL SING THIS TO MY CHILDREN

The fucking Lyrics:

There is one thing that’s on your tv
The one thing that you should watch only
The only good thing on the BBC
Who could it be? Who could? It? Beeeeeeee 

This Saturday Night on BBC one, 
The geekiest show it has BEGUN.
You will not believe, what you will see, on the screen of your TV
It’s nothing like the shit you’ve seen before - On Channel 4!

The Cybermen, are back again, deleting all your facebook friends,
and then uploading them again, as virtual CYBERMEN!
And when they poke you - you become a cyberman too!

There’s only one man who can stop them, deleting all the humans,
flying in a box that’s painted BLUE!
IT’S DR WHO! DR Who - ooo!
Catch the repeat sunday on BBC two!

In all the universe, all the aliens come to earth,
of all the places within space, they think Wales is the perfect place!
To launch an invasion, of the United Kingdom, hiding and disguising as anything that’s not very expensive!
“Expensive? We are VERY EXPENSIVE!!”
“DO NOT MOCK THA DAAALEKS!!”
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! the HUMAAANS!! EVERYONE!!
“mwa hahaaa (insert Dalek topical joke here)
WAIT WHATS THAT IN THE FUCKING SKY?????

Its - Matt Smith, Navigating TIME SHIFTS, on his way to ASS-KICK, the naughty little DALEKS
Oh no! They’ve locked the door! That’s what the sonic screwdrivers for! Tried to make him die and now you’re through!
It’s DR WHO - OOOOOO
Every season is the same - the Dr kills the Daleks, well guess what? They’re back again.
And every other season, the Dr changes face, and another British actor comes along to save the HUMAN RACE

“David tennant I miss you!”

I can’t add a page break, and I don’t even care about stretching your dash with this awesome. 

EXCUSE ME WHILE I PROCEED TO THROW UP RAINBOWS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

asdfghj I cannot, that’s THE BEST THING IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

May 22, 201246,213 notes
#doctor who
May 22, 20127,557 notes
#aang #toph #toph beifong #korra #lok #legend of korra #lin beifong
Play
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May 22, 201247,844 notes
#DISAPPOINTEDDDDDD!!!! #hercules #kevin sorbo
May 22, 201211,916 notes
#korra #lok #legend of korra #lin beifong
May 21, 2012378 notes
#poetry
May 21, 2012523 notes
#game of thrones #ASoIaF #A Song of Ice and Fire
Tumblr of Thrones: The Dornishman's Wife → tumblrofthrones.tumblr.com

nolollygagging:

The Dornishman’s wife was as fair as the sun,
and her kisses were warmer than spring.
But the Dornishman’s blade was made of black steel,
and its kisses were a terrible thing.

The Dornishman’s wife would sing as she bathed,
in a voice that was sweet as a peach.
But…

Valar morghulis…

May 21, 201282 notes
#game of thrones #A Song of Ice and Fire #asoiaf #the dornishman's wife #song

D&D: GREATLY improved with the addition of alcohol and swearing.  I’m used to playing with Mormons and I love them all dearly but there are some things you miss out on.

May 20, 20122 notes
#D&D #dnd #Dungeons and Dragons
May 20, 20127,345 notes
#legend of korra #LOK #art #watercolor #Koh

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May 19, 2012
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May 19, 201232,837 notes
May 17, 201227 notes
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May 17, 2012160,542 notes
THIS DAY HAS MASSIVELY IMPROVED

Within the last two weeks or so, I kind of came to peace with the idea that I probably hadn’t gotten an audition for the Shakespeare Theatre Company Acting Fellowship.  It had been over a month since the application deadline, and I was trying to be realistic.

But then, just sort of on a whim, I checked the brand-new email address I created for my professional stuff.

And timestamped just one hour earlier is an email INVITING ME TO AUDITION FOR THE FELLOWSHIP!!!

Look, THOUSANDS of people apply for this thing, and there are (I think) less than 20 slots for a year-long fellowship.  I checked the initial “we have received your application” email from January and there is, in fact, a selection committee. They don’t audition everyone.  Meaning that they like me, which in itself is super validating even if I don’t get the job.

But I really really feel like I could do it and I’m SO excited and it’s just awesome and really perfect because the auditions are on the 6th and I’m going to be in Baltimore til the 3rd anyway so I’ll be RIGHT THERE and…

THIS IS JUST REALLY GREAT!!!!

May 15, 20124 notes
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