TheKentRaptor

confusedtree: worldfamousprofessor: dingraha: please watch...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:21:21 -0400

worldfamousprofessor:

dingraha:

please watch this video please watch this video please watch this video please watch this entire fucking god damn video

this is the most illegal thing i’ve seen in the entire history of wrestling

I can’t focus I can’t feel i need to fucking think

schmergo: If this gets 1,000 notes, I will arrange and record a flash mob of “They’re Taking The...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:01:41 -0400

schmergo:

If this gets 1,000 notes, I will arrange and record a flash mob of “They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard” in the middle of the National Zoo

YO.

appamobile: owldee: i know bryan mentioned it too, but...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:26:57 -0400

appamobile:

owldee:

i know bryan mentioned it too, but yeah

BUY THE SOUNDTRACK :D

DO IT!

Dear glob let this happen, and LET THE SECRET TUNNEL SONG BE ON IT!!

I love The Mummy, it is a flawless film, but I have two questions about this scene:1) Why would...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:36:00 -0400

I love The Mummy, it is a flawless film, but I have two questions about this scene:
1) Why would Benny (of the Wrong-Side-of-the-River Bennys) assume that the 3,000-year-old mummy, discovered in a hieroglyph-inscribed sarcophagus IN EGYPT, might be a Buddhist?
2) Where the HELL was that mummy keeping that handful of shiny gold trinkets? Did they put a freakin fanny pack in there when they took out his organs?

The Intern shall Inherit the Earth: thekentraptor: risqueybusiness: A big hand to Nikolaj Coster-Waldau...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 23:31:16 -0400

The Intern shall Inherit the Earth: thekentraptor: risqueybusiness: A big hand to Nikolaj Coster-Waldau...:

risqueybusiness:

cherrylimeade:

thekentraptor:

risqueybusiness:

A big hand to Nikolaj Coster-Waldau for his performance as Jaime in tonight’s episode, although I think I’ll have to give him and Lena Headey only one thumb up. No matter how much passion they may have in their eyes, they just seemed at arm’s length to…

I hate both of you

Elbow out for now. I don’t want to be awristed for my actions.

Yeah things are starting to get out of hand.

TheKentRaptor: risqueybusiness: thekentraptor: risqueybusiness: A big hand to Nikolaj...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 23:03:41 -0400

TheKentRaptor: risqueybusiness: thekentraptor: risqueybusiness: A big hand to Nikolaj...:

risqueybusiness:

risqueybusiness:

thekentraptor:

risqueybusiness:

A big hand to Nikolaj Coster-Waldau for his performance as Jaime in tonight’s episode, although I think I’ll have to give him and Lena Headey only one thumb up. No matter how much passion they may have in their eyes, they just…

Do you know how Coster-Waldau gets into character as Jaime? Because I’m stumped.

I am disappointed that you clearly don’t know how to reblog things as text. All it takes is a click of one tenth of your fingers!

Was it because of the puns? If not…I’m sorry about the puns.

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 22:59:26 -0400

Was it because of the puns? If not…I’m sorry about the puns.

risqueybusiness: thekentraptor: risqueybusiness: A big hand to Nikolaj Coster-Waldau for his...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 22:55:06 -0400

risqueybusiness:

thekentraptor:

risqueybusiness:

A big hand to Nikolaj Coster-Waldau for his performance as Jaime in tonight’s episode, although I think I’ll have to give him and Lena Headey only one thumb up. No matter how much passion they may have in their eyes, they just seemed at arm’s length to each other. It was so disarming to not see their reunion after Jaime returned to King’s Landing (with a helping hand from Brienne - Go Gwendoline Christie!)

Stop that stop that stop that right now you bad person.

Let’s not point fingers and call people names here.

I know you’re just making offhand comments but it’s clear they both have a lot to juggle in acting these complex characters

risqueybusiness: A big hand to Nikolaj Coster-Waldau for his performance as Jaime in tonight’s...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 22:50:04 -0400

risqueybusiness:

A big hand to Nikolaj Coster-Waldau for his performance as Jaime in tonight’s episode, although I think I’ll have to give him and Lena Headey only one thumb up. No matter how much passion they may have in their eyes, they just seemed at arm’s length to each other. It was so disarming to not see their reunion after Jaime returned to King’s Landing (with a helping hand from Brienne - Go Gwendoline Christie!)

Stop that stop that stop that right now you bad person.

anon me 5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:04:06 -0400

I have never lived with someone who watched sports regularly before. I never want to do it...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 17:22:00 -0400

I have never lived with someone who watched sports regularly before.

I never want to do it again.

AND LOOK THERE THAT GUY IS NOW! HE’S RUNNING DOWN THE PLACE, HE HAS THE THING, AND NOW HE PUT THE THING IN THE PLACE! *WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* *HORNS HORNS HORNS, LOUD BASS DRUMS!*

OH NO! IT LOOKS LIKE HE SPORTED TOO HARD AND HURT HIS LIMB! HE’S HURT THIS LIMB BEFORE IN A SIMILAR WAY LAST TIME HE SPORTED TOO HARD! DOES THIS END HIS HOPES OF WINNING THE ALL-TEAMS SPORTFIGHT THIS YEAR? AS HE’S CARRIED OFF IN THE WORLD’S LOUDEST STRETCHER™ LET’S TALK ABOUT HIS HISTORY IN SPORTINGS, AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS OVER DRIVING, INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC!!!

bestrafemich21: adrians: German guy confused by the meaning of...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 10:03:48 -0400

bestrafemich21:

adrians:

German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.

Photo

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 00:01:22 -0400

"Last year, 146 American girls were named Khaleesi. That’s a 450% jump in the name’s usage from 2011."

Wed, 29 May 2013 15:14:21 -0400

“Last year, 146 American girls were named Khaleesi. That’s a 450% jump in the name’s usage from 2011.”

-
Laura Wattenberg, Khaleesi: The Non-Name from a Non-Language (via light-cream-cheese)

PEOPLE NEED TO STOP LEGITIMIZING THESE CHOICES FOR ME.

Me: Oh my god I think shrill-voiced friends-of-roommates are the 11th plague.

Tue, 28 May 2013 22:58:52 -0400

Me: Oh my god I think shrill-voiced friends-of-roommates are the 11th plague.
Brother: Yeah, that's from the Book of Irritations. Little-known book of the Torah, found in a cave beneath a preschool in Hoboken.

I was gonna do this whole long post about my stress levels regarding the wedding I’m going to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:13:08 -0400

I was gonna do this whole long post about my stress levels regarding the wedding I’m going to this weekend but I realized the short version is:

I HAVE SO MUCH GODDAMN HAIR AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH IT

I am playing a fun game called “Tumbling Without Having Watched Game of Thrones”. The...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:48:49 -0400

I am playing a fun game called “Tumbling Without Having Watched Game of Thrones”. The rule is that every time you see something GoT-looking, you cross your eyes so you can’t see well enough to get spoiled.

howto-kissdistinctly-american: This is relevant to pretty much...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:43:55 -0400

howto-kissdistinctly-american:

This is relevant to pretty much all of my interests.

Someone PLEASE tell me this is how they actually captioned him.

afternoonsnoozebutton: yourfutureleader: Just a horribly...

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:33:58 -0400

afternoonsnoozebutton:

yourfutureleader:

Just a horribly confused, pickelhaube-wearing dachshund I came across in a World War I documentary.

making my way downtown
prussians pass
and i’m homebound

14 Reasons Why Robb Stark Will Be Perfect In "Cinderella"

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:55:00 -0400

14 Reasons Why Robb Stark Will Be Perfect In "Cinderella":

The King of the North was just cast as Prince Charming in Cinderella , and it’s delicious.

Swoon. Swoon so hard I *DIE*.