Laura Wattenberg, Khaleesi: The Non-Name from a Non-Language (via light-cream-cheese)
PEOPLE NEED TO STOP LEGITIMIZING THESE CHOICES FOR ME.
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I am playing a fun game called “Tumbling Without Having Watched Game of Thrones”. The rule is that every time you see something GoT-looking, you cross your eyes so you can’t see well enough to get spoiled.
howto-kissdistinctly-american:
This is relevant to pretty much all of my interests.
Someone PLEASE tell me this is how they actually captioned him.
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The King of the North was just cast as Prince Charming in Cinderella , and it’s delicious.
Swoon. Swoon so hard I *DIE*.

(via mcgonnevilles)
Everything Talisa said this episode could (and should, in my opinion) have been said by Catelyn. And everything Catelyn DID say just *had* to be echoed by Talisa (a viable sex object) or Edmure (a man).
DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT.
#little dove #because she’s a beautiful thing kept in a cage#little bird #because sandor sees her as someone he can only admire from afar#little flamingo #because flamingos are pink and she’s a redhead #little american bald eagle #because she’s a stark and starks are an endangered species by now#little preying mantis #because she seems relatively harmless until she does kung-fu #little flying squirrel #because she doesn’t seem to be capable of flight until whoah mothafukka she leaps from one tree and is airborne #sansa for all the avian metaphors
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In spite of everything, watching the Small Council pick their chairs may be one of the most emotionally distressing things ever to happen on Game of Thrones.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Yara Greyjoy’s name would still be Asha.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Chataya and Alayaya would exist.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, the Boltons would wear pink.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Irri would not be dead.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Littlefinger would be subtle.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Talisa would be Jeyne Westerling.
Give D&D a break, guys. We all know who’s really at fault here.
(via tumblrofthrones)
Catelyn Tully Stark, never forget how much I love you. There’s this (otherwise mostly fabulous) tv show that’s trying to tell me lies about who you are as a person, BUT I DO NOT BELIEVE THEM.
…………….nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo………………………….too many saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad……………..Drogo and Renlyyyyyy……….*continued gross sobbing*
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