I am playing a fun game called “Tumbling Without Having Watched Game of Thrones”. The rule is that every time you see something GoT-looking, you cross your eyes so you can’t see well enough to get spoiled.
Everything Talisa said this episode could (and should, in my opinion) have been said by Catelyn. And everything Catelyn DID say just *had* to be echoed by Talisa (a viable sex object) or Edmure (a man).
DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT.
In spite of everything, watching the Small Council pick their chairs may be one of the most emotionally distressing things ever to happen on Game of Thrones.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Yara Greyjoy’s name would still be Asha.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Chataya and Alayaya would exist.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, the Boltons would wear pink.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Irri would not be dead.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Littlefinger would be subtle.
If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Talisa would be Jeyne Westerling.
Give D&D a break, guys. We all know who’s really at fault here.
Catelyn Tully Stark, never forget how much I love you. There’s this (otherwise mostly fabulous) tv show that’s trying to tell me lies about who you are as a person, BUT I DO NOT BELIEVE THEM.